Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Questionable Commentary

STATEMENTS UTTERED DURUNG
SATURDAY'S COLORADO v. ARIZONA STATE GAME
THAT INDICATE THAT SPORTSCASTER
CHARLES DAVIS MIGHT HAVE A SOMEWHAT
LECHEROUS INTEREST IN THE GAME:
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  1. He just wanted guys to put other guys on their backsides
  2. He's got a nice big tight end
  3. Oh, oh, oh, easy you!
  4. That was a nice big hole
  5. He did a great job of tucking it up inside
  6. He was able to get down and take the sack without a bigger blow
  7. Nice penetration

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

P.S. Stompa Stompa.

Reluctant Kerry said...

Yup. I am fully aware of my 12-year-old sense of humor. I also laugh at poop jokes. I am not proud about it -- it is just who I am.