Sunday, November 23, 2008

Okay, this is just getting ridiculous

Things are getting out of hand on Madison Avenue's Creepy Tampon Ad Division.
Case in point:




" Bring it girls. Bring it! Bring it! "
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So tampon commercials have always made me a bit squeamish. Ladies in white pants, sitting on white couches, lovingly patting their bichon frise . . . with no signs of the "scarlet shame." Weird, uncomfortable, icky stuff.
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But these camera angles -- these are just too much:
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" Check it ladies, no mess here! "

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" See! "

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" I am kicking the stuffing out of the MENZEEEEES! "

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" You best not be looking at my hooey. "

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And the most horrible of Playtex's menstrual crotch-shots . . .

" Check out my period spirit! WOOOOO! "

- - - - - UPDATE - - - -

Diedre from over at Craft Cabana makes some compeling points in the comments:

And the voice over shouting her approval: "may the best protection win!" WTF,O? Also, in the 28 years that I've managed with just the regular tampons, I've never once encountered the need for "no slip grip." And while we are on the subject, how does the backup layer know it's the backup? Does it sit on the bench until it sees a situation developing?

I am still chuckling (and cringing) about potential injuries sustaind for want of a no-slip grip.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Amy

Deirdre said...

And the voice over shouting her approval: "may the best protection win!"

WTF,O?

Also, in the 28 years that I've managed with just the regular tampons, I've never once encountered the need for "no slip grip."

And while we are on the subject, how does the backup layer know it's the backup? Does it sit on the bench until it sees a situation developing?