We were in Saratoga, Wyoming for the holidays a couple of years ago. When Matt went to the Doughnut Ranch to buy some breakfast, he had a peculiar exchange with the Doughnut Ranch pasty associate .
(Have you noticed that everyone is an "associate" these days? Weird.)
MATT: Hi, I'd like to get a dozen doughnuts.
PASTRY ASSOCIATE : Okay. Would you like fresh doughnuts or day-olds?
MATT: What is the difference in cost?
PASTRY ASSOCIATE: They're the same price?
MATT: Does anyone ever get the day-olds?
(That's not the kind of logic that will help her make Pastry Partner)