Saturday, April 01, 2006

Soylent Pink

Generally, I feel a bit like a big phony when I quote movies I have not actually seen. That being said, I really, really need to see SOYLENT GREEN so I can feel better about myself when I quote:

"It's people!
Soylent Green is made out of people.
They're making our food out of people!!!"


This is what I was hearing in my head last night after I looked up from my menu at a kitschy barbeque restaurant to see a seven-foot PIG in a chef's hat greeting patrons



THIS IS OUR CHEF?!

Dear God, has he no soul?! Grilling up his own?

Contrary to appearance, this is not a smile on my face. This is me deciding against ordering the ribs.