if your baby has moved past his 15 minutes of teething
Your little darling deserves the very best, so feed them more than caviar from that silver spoon. Nurture them with ART! It's never too early to be a Petit Connoisseur.
(Nor is it ever too earlyto cultivate a Petit Douchebag, apparently)
Oh, and let us not forget about this fantastic little nugget . . .