" Bring it girls. Bring it! Bring it! "
" Check it ladies, no mess here! "
" See! "
" I am kicking the stuffing out of the MENZEEEEES! "
" You best not be looking at my hooey. "
And the most horrible of Playtex's menstrual crotch-shots . . .
" Check out my period spirit! WOOOOO! "
- - - - - UPDATE - - - -
Diedre from over at Craft Cabana makes some compeling points in the comments:
And the voice over shouting her approval: "may the best protection win!" WTF,O? Also, in the 28 years that I've managed with just the regular tampons, I've never once encountered the need for "no slip grip." And while we are on the subject, how does the backup layer know it's the backup? Does it sit on the bench until it sees a situation developing?
I am still chuckling (and cringing) about potential injuries sustaind for want of a no-slip grip.