Thursday, January 15, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
In this third installment of a series entitled "Plastic Surgeons I Won’t Be Using" . . .
. . . I openly declare my personal policy against physicians who use caulking guns as their instrument of choice.
Friday, January 09, 2009
Posted by Reluctant Kerry at 12:36 PM
Thursday, January 08, 2009
Dear Websense filter personnel:
I am writing this letter in defense of my character and to deny using my office computer for inappropriate purposes.
By way of background, I recently read about a necklace that sold at auction for more than $2 million. Curious to find a photo of this pricey string of pearls, I ran a Google search with the following terms:
I am saddened to find myself in the position where I must affirmatively assert that my search for a "pearl necklace" was, in fact, literal.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you that your first impression of "pearl necklace" was that of hard core pornography. Tell you what: why don't you get back to me when I run a search for something more blatantly disgusting, like "Cleavland Steamer."
Get your mind out of the gutter Websense.
Very Truly Yours,
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
There have been a number of things I have wanted to post lately, but I haven't. I just couldn't bring myself to return to my typical coarse and arguably tacky brand of wordsmithery following the last two posts of photos of my sweet innocent kiddo.
This post will serve as a buffer. A palate cleanser, if you will.
Posted by Reluctant Kerry at 11:13 PM