Who do you think you are fooling?

The item below may be sold in head shops, and the purveyor will swear up and down that it is intended for smoking tobacco . . .
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. . . but you and I both know for that this fine piece of hippie paraphernalia is intended for marijuana.
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Similarly, this interesting item is listed as a wig purifier, which is just insulting to this consumer's intelligence. Let us just call it what it clearly is:
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A DISPLAY BOX FOR SERIAL KILLERS!

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I read it for the articles . . .

I like to peruse Matt's medical journals. Not because I wish to stay abreast of current medical research, but because sometimes they have articles like this!
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Anal Spincteroplasty With Perineoplasty:

Managing Fecal Incontinence

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There is not a single word in that article title that is not hilarious.

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Sadly, if Karma ever catches up with me, I will undoubtedly be smitten with a seepy butthole for laughing at this.