I read it for the articles . . .

I like to peruse Matt's medical journals. Not because I wish to stay abreast of current medical research, but because sometimes they have articles like this!
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Anal Spincteroplasty With Perineoplasty:

Managing Fecal Incontinence

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There is not a single word in that article title that is not hilarious.

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Sadly, if Karma ever catches up with me, I will undoubtedly be smitten with a seepy butthole for laughing at this.