I am sure you, like me, have spent considerable time pondering the perfect descriptor for those cooler-than-you chain smoking beatniks nouveau. They are so tortured, so creative, so ... French (even when they are not). To find a suitable term that perfectly captures these people and all their gritty on-trend splendor is a difficult task, to say the least.
I was supremely delighted when, while browsing Zulily for overpriced baby sundries, I came across THIS:
It is sublime in its perfection!
I am only saddened that I didn't think of this on my own.