I went for a run yesterday. Most of it went just fine, but the last 5-10 minutes were brutal. I completely ran out of steam. So utterly drained of energy, in fact, that I did a quick check to make sure there wasn't a tranquilizer dart in my ass.
As I was crawling, hands and knees, in the grass next to the trail, I found myself with time to ponder what the hell went wrong here.
I think, perhaps, it may have had something to do with my breakfast ... which consisted entirely of Chocolate Cookies and a Nerds Rope.
That's right. I'm ALL about the healthy living, my friends.