Strict Constructionist

If I promise to get a project done before lunch, the project is not late until after lunch.

Right?

However, it was never specified whose lunch. Here's how I figure -- unless and until I have eaten my lunch, I'm still ahead of my
meal-centric deadline.

So here it is 9:00 pm. I'm still at the office ... still have a couple projects to finish ... still haven't eaten my damn lunch.

My dinner prospects are looking rather bleak as well.


* I had the exact same lunchbox as shown above
from 1st through 3rd grade. How cool am I? Huh?