I have waited for this Opportunity all my life, and finally it is here !
LONDON (Reuters) - Wanted: 20 diminutive actors who can sing. Hairy feet are a distinct advantage.
Producers of a musical version of "The Lord of the Rings" are looking for candidates to play the hobbit heroes in the epic fantasy based on J.R.R.Tolkien's classic.
"The producers are looking for male and female actors and singers aged between 16-35 who must be under five feet seven inches. Hairy toes and feet are a distinct advantage," a spokesman said Tuesday.
The musical, which received its world premiere in Toronto but has been reworked after some damning reviews, is to open in London in June next year.
I am diminutive! I can sing! I would rather not get in to the amount of hair on my feet!
Time to quit my day job!!!
(I realize that is s an awful lot of !'s. I am comfortable with that; I stand by my !'s)