Thursday, September 04, 2008

How to be a wife beater (it takes more than just a dingy white tank top)

I'm already learning so much in my new state of Utah! Here's what came up in today's research:

There are formal procedures one must take if they intend to abuse their household members. That's just smart legislation! If you legalize cohabitant abuse then you can regulate it - hell you can even tax it.

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Okay . . . in fairness to to the good people of Utah, this Chapter applies to the procedures by which abusers are arrested, charged, and sentenced. But you MUST agree the choice of words is funny if unfortunate.

2 comments:

Brian said...

Your site is hilarious! I am so thankful that there are intelligent people with too much time on their hands!

I found you by googling myself (Brian, a.k.a. Professor Homunculus at MathMojo.com )

Really enjoyed my visit here. I'm sure I'll be back again.

Hotcha,

Professor Homunculus

Reluctant Kerry said...

Thanks so much for stopping by Brian!

While I will happily accept your compliment I must correct you on two counts:

(1) I am not exceptionally intelligent. I just fake it. I am "pretend pedantic"!

(2) I have very little time on my hands, in fact. This blog is just a good example of my poor time management.

However, definitely do come back again and read on as I waste my precious and limited time pretending to be a smart person.