Listen. We have discussed this at length: the more bathroom tissue claims to be soft, the more abusive it is going to be to the business end of your digestive tract. Further adjectives are to be avoided at all costs when it comes to purchasing this stuff.
For the foregoing reasons, I simultaneously winced and clenched when I read this article from the Consumerist discussing the new tissue manufactured in the UK which incorporates bits of cashmere (recall that cashmere is still wool).
At any rate, the article is worth reading, if only for the delightful comments from like-minded readers.
If you guessed this post was just a lame excuse to recycle my angry TP graphic, you are especially astute!