Around our house we have frequent disputes regarding toilet paper.
I like to buy toilet paper that is soft and gentle; Matt likes to buy toilet paper that says that it is soft and gentle.
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There are two universal truths when it comes to bathroom tissue. First, buying toilet paper is no time to be budget conscious. Second, the more a toilet paper brand claims to be soft, the more freakishly abrasive it is.
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A toilet paper which sells for 97¢ and is called something like "Fluffy Soft & Dainty" is probably made out of leftover copies of the Weekly World News mixed in with glass shards.
You will note the absence of a single adjectives. Adjectives are to be avoided as if your tender little pucker depends upon it -- because it does.
My point in a nutshell:
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(I tried so hard to make my little roll of TP look evil and menacing, despite my best efforts he ended up looking inexplicably cute-ish)
2 comments:
Amen to this post, sister.
And that toilet paper does look evil and menancing.
It also kind of looks like a handbag and I might have to make it.
Hooray! I have sparked artistic creativity. That make me a MUSE!
I would very much like to see such a handbag . . . or briefcase . . .
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