Tuesday, April 15, 2008

New administrative changes. Make a note of it.

It has been almost three years since Benedict XVI was elected as the Catholic church's 265th pope (Happy Popeaversary!) and he has just released what is surely the most controversial announcement of his papacy:

Pedophiles. Are. Bad.


This is a new policy?

Now, when the Catholic church interviews a new priest, the candidate gets points off should he admit "a tendency to molest children." What was the old policy?

You have to wonder what this interview process is like.

Interviewer: Would you say you have a tendency to molest children?

Interviewee: How would you define tendency?


Rick Andersen said...

Kerry, your shit still makes me laugh. Keep posting, you make good bathroom reading for me in the morning.

Reluctant Kerry said...

Why thank you Dr. Anderson!

It warms my heart to know that you think of me while you are pooping.

Make sure you aren't holding your breath when you are pushing. Valsalva kills, man.