Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Potty Paradox

As I sit impatiently at my desk waiting . . . waiting . . . and waiting, it occured to me:

The longer you have to wait on the person ahead of you in the restroom:

  1. The more you need to go to the restroom, yet
  2. The less you want to actually enter the restroom.

I need to invest in an S.C.B.A. for office use.


Deirdre said...

Oh yes. Esp. when it's my boss in there. That's the worst, on a variety of levels.

Deirdre said...

This post made me laugh and agree, again! Damn you, Reluctant Homunculus! You get me every time!

Reluctant Kerry said...

I would apologize, I really would . . . if only I felt remorse for my potty humor. But alas, such an apology would be wholly disingenuous .