Saturday, March 29, 2008

A boob in hand is better than two in the bush

I am not entirely sure what this title means, but just typing it made me laugh. Joy -- there is joy in that there title.

When I had my C-section, I made some lame joke about giving me a tummy tuck while they had me sliced open. They didn't even humor me with a polite chuckle, which would have been the least they could have done after 14 hours of labor and an unsuccessful epidural, but I digress.

It turns out that such a procedure does in fact exist! I was researching the C-tuck procedure out of curiosity when I came across this freaky little logo for Bermant Plastic Surgery (whose website name is also odd,

While I appreciate artistic license, it has no place in plastic surgery. And what is that weird little point on the right side? Is that a beak?

This is not what I want to see when they remove my bandages:

We once chose an artsy body shop to fix our car after a fender bender. I won't make the same mistake when it comes to going under the knife.


Anonymous said...

You are a funny girl!!!!

Reluctant Kerry said...


thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Ha! The title alone made me laugh... and then the visual made me throw up a little.

Reluctant Kerry said...

Thank you for your kind words. I feel like I touched lives today. I am honored and humbled (if one can, in fact, be both at the same time)

Anonymous said...

Ok I got looking at this again..... and that is part of an eye. and the nipple looking little thing is the pupil.