The Slippery Soap

In update to my last posting, I just wanted to mention that my lack of coordination in the shower is not limited to complex cleansing products.

I have a gi-normous bar of goat's milk soap in the shower. It is treacherously slippery . . . and heavy.

My point? It caused a surprising amount of pain when I dropped that son of a bitch on my little toe this morning.

Some people fear the thought of their children placing them in a nursing home when they are elderly . . . I'm pretty sure I am just about ready right now.