The following is my very own list of Frequently Asked Questions (do you see yours in there?)
Q~ So what exactly is the official "midget cut-off"?
Q~ Have you seen my pants?
Q~ Wow, Is that a freckle-stache you have there?
Q~ What the hell are you looking at?
Q~ Won't you take me to ... Funky Town?
Q~ We don't carry your size, have your tried GAP kids?
Q~ How'd you get this number?!
Q~ Run along and fetch me some coffee, won't you?
Q~ So, how come no tan?
Q~ Who are you again?