It seems that I am an easy target for mockery. I've grown used to it from colleagues, neighbors, my banker, etc. But ridicule from a first grader was not something I was quite prepared for.
Yup. That's right. This is a $100.00 ticket for "speeding for talking."
I asked my six-year-old niece for clarification. What did I do to deserve such a hefty fine? Apparently she felt this citation was warranted in light of two factors: (1) talking too fast, and (2) talking too much.
She handed me the ticket, walked away, and laughed herself silly.
Just try to collect, funny girl.