Have you found your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
Last night. In my laundry room.
Okay, well, I didn't actually see the Allmighty [sic], but I did spot His travel container. That has to count for something right?
(Too blasphemous? Maybe just a little? Don't blame me, blame the detergent manufacturer. They are the ones creating false gods. Write them a letter; proclaim your displeasure!)
Oddly enough, this is not the first time I have been impressed with cleaning products .